n3ck-deep: If you want to eat pizza and watch Lord of the Rings or Star Wars all day with the occasional sexual break, then you are marriage material.
jnaimepreciado: a moment of silence for those who haven’t seen their favourite band live
riseofthefallenone: thewinchestercave: Dear Sherlock Fandom, Can we borrow a blanket? Sincerely, the Supernatural Fandom Dear Supernatural Fandom, Do you need some tea too? Mrs. Hudson makes a mean cuppa. Sincerely, The Sherlock Fandom
AN URGENT MESSAGE TO THE SHERLOCK, MERLIN, DOCTOR...
assbutt-in-the-garrison: gallifreyansquid: derp-derp-derpy: castiel-took-the-tardis: THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM IS HAVING A MELTDOWN I REPEAT THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM IS HAVING A MELTDOWN THIS IS AN SOS WE NEED COMFORTING AND CONSOLING ASAP SEND HELP NOW NO WE’RE INCONSOLABLE IT’S TOO LATE JUST RUN RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
burningbrigids: carry-on-my-wayward-castiel: mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so expensive You spelled “suck” wrong. ??????????????????????????????? i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say why is being alive so suck why is being alive suck why is suck suck is being alive so expensive why suck so...
epiicer: If you say “old sport” three times in front of your mirror Gatsby will appear and awkwardly hit on your wife
spookymormon: spookymormon: my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
cthulhu-with-a-fez: too-stoned-to-remember: Why do dogs go mental when they see another dog I imagine that in their heads they’re like THAT IS DOG I AM DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG DOG that’s like what happens when we see a member of our fandom in public we’re just like YOU ARE FAN I AM FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN FAN
bobbryars: my life has dramatically improved since fall out boy came off hiatus
nigerian: [singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
therealhorusszahhak: This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams
69shadesofgray: If my jokes offend you: I’m sorry It won’t happen again 1 & 2 are lies You’re a pussy
vvaddles: vvaddles: club penguin is the only thing i have left nevermind
asphyxion: i went to a high school where they played jeopardy music when you had about 30 seconds to get to class and i shit you not best part of the day was seeing kids sprinting to class with this music playing
excalilbur: finnemoron: what if the whole “mirror mirror on the wall who’s the fairest of them all” thing was created so that little girls would do it in the mirror and when their reflection didn’t change they’d see how beautiful they are that is the most beautiful thing i have read all week
zubat: I’m sorry, sir, I don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking
danieldempsey: My dude straight loving him some nsync.
stevenfresco: stevenfresco: it’s 2013 why can’t i delete friends in real life ok so it turns out what i was thinking of is called murder
Reblog this if you want a fake marriage proposal...
ontopoftheworldwithnialler: asgardianarmy: please-stay-perfect: pinkie-pie-party: bitch-im-cool: kingdomheartsrocks: guarneres: #THE WEIRDER THE BETTER Yesssssssssss [[OMFG THESE ARE ALWAYS AMAZINGLY FUNNY]] Please omg BONUS POINTS IF IT’S FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER Or band member^^^
epicluna: the-221st-doctor: Mom, Dad….. I’m French the bible says adam and eve not adam and hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower
kickthepj: just derpin’ about late at night.
kickthepj: It’s like putting on a mask.