Hoper of far-flung hopes and dreamer of improbable dreams.Tumblr (3.0; @jordansquarepants)http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps6gs2Hy61qabfx1o1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lps6gs2Hy61qabfx1o2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gifs.1000notes.com/post/53099143842/500daysofevilexes-i-have-been-looking-for-this">the-absolute-best-gifs</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://theblackship.tumblr.com/">500daysofevilexes:</a></p> <p>I have been looking for this gifset my entire life.</p> <p>This movie is 17 years old and this scene is still funny.</p> <p>this will never not be funny.</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_md36fs1CUW1rr8wh0.jpg"/></p> <p><strong><em>gettin real tired of your shit</em></strong></p> <p><em>Seventeen years old</em></p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/53196298949http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/53196298949Mon, 17 Jun 2013 10:32:03 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9f2db27513c300c04c4a25569780dd3e/tumblr_mo8ts8HLOZ1qjvi6po1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726826575http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726826575Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:24:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/acb3562abaf41267d7a83d012833bd32/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cd7f9301432cc467dc83d494e081c235/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d181e664aefd94d9ef7d054a9c65f0ea/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/67e78349490e6e64d3773db8cf5c0541/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93e9a41a4f974af2e128fc766f51aedc/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cda67445b5c5a14494773d8ea5d3889d/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c26d197781b12ba5e06601b41f4dc236/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2ea5212b4bcd40b6548ee6e20ebe897/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e48ac6aaab43612106095262f72ec8ff/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fe64faaf5b86dea13c05c032cfbe012b/tumblr_mnfl30BPyn1rn9q4ro10_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sigurtavros.tumblr.com/post/52327980508/tumblr-is-a-website-filled-with-awkward-teens">sigurtavros</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>tumblr is a website filled with awkward teens</p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726679569http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726679569Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:22:38 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iwillburnthecakeoutofyou.tumblr.com/post/46772136178/do-you-ever-see-a-post-and-just-think-right">iwillburnthecakeoutofyou</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Do you ever see a post and just think ‘Right that’s it, buddy. You’re gone.’</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/d93b1e35e0f1dfd1d93b5b7eb9832085/tumblr_inline_mkjdci0pb51qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726545271http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726545271Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:20:46 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://improving-for-good.tumblr.com/post/47356827105/why-weigh-yourself-when-you-could-set-yourself-on">improving-for-good</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>why weigh yourself when you could set yourself on fire then roll in broken glass and feel the same way</p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726526913http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726526913Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:20:32 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nighthooker.tumblr.com/post/52348220491/iiamadreamerii-nighthooker-has-sex-to-the">nighthooker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://iiamadreamerii.tumblr.com/post/52348079720/nighthooker-has-sex-to-the-high-school-musical">iiamadreamerii</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nighthooker.tumblr.com/post/52348040577/has-sex-to-the-high-school-musical-soundtrack">nighthooker</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*has sex to the high school musical soundtrack*</p> </blockquote> <p>No. Just no.</p> </blockquote> <p>looks like your head is not in the game </p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726440312http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726440312Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:19:20 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://disneyprincest.tumblr.com/post/51579685315/i-cant-wait-until-im-18-so-i-can-finally-turn">disneyprincest</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i can’t wait until im 18 so i can finally turn google safe search off</p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726344029http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726344029Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:17:59 -0400<p><a href="http://scenephase.tumblr.com/post/52722542612/eat-my-bloody-crumpet-scenephase-petition" class="tumblr_blog">scenephase</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://eat-my-bloody-crumpet.tumblr.com/post/52720802531/scenephase-petition-for-teenage-girls-to-stop" class="tumblr_blog">eat-my-bloody-crumpet</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://scenephase.tumblr.com/post/52662178947/petition-for-teenage-girls-to-stop-marrying-each">scenephase</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>petition for teenage girls to stop marrying each other on facebook</p> </blockquote> <p>Unless they are actually in love with each other and are actually getting married -.-</p></blockquote> <p>ok public apology to all of those 13 year old girls getting legally married to each other</p></blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726335136http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726335136Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:17:52 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sam-winchester-crys-during-sex.tumblr.com/post/52710390724/the-fandom-queen-of-skaia">sam-winchester-crys-during-sex</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://the-fandom-queen-of-skaia.tumblr.com/post/52659881473/deanisanactualprincess-if-youre-ever-feeling">the-fandom-queen-of-skaia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deanisanactualprincess.tumblr.com/post/51762196505/if-youre-ever-feeling-sad-just-remember-that">deanisanactualprincess</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>if you’re ever feeling sad just remember that <span class="GINGER_SOFATWARE_spelling">jared</span> <span class="GINGER_SOFATWARE_spelling">padalecki</span> is shorter than his brother</p> </blockquote> <p>h</p> <p>o</p> <p>w</p> </blockquote> <p>I think I just had a mid-life crisis, </p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726288272http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726288272Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:17:13 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fake-mermaid.tumblr.com/post/34528572713/i-wonder-what-its-like-to-be-so-good-looking-that">fake-mermaid</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i wonder what it’s like to be so good looking that people get nervous talking to you</p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726194603http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726194603Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:15:56 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a2a2c2ea1a5f094cc1d1d9361210acf8/tumblr_mo8l7pj5h11s6143ao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fa26e6cc48e81da96a761249167cee0c/tumblr_mo8l7pj5h11s6143ao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ef5f3575f583625d5d2a9b01d180e1c6/tumblr_mo8l7pj5h11s6143ao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d6121112fa2a89435dfe4e661dbcdb76/tumblr_mo8l7pj5h11s6143ao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>The Villager</em></p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726173811http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726173811Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:15:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/17d44b5055e2e3582194b3170f961950/tumblr_mnsc4uGVEQ1r8swg9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/post/52714687699/everything-love" class="tumblr_blog">lovequotesrus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lovequotesrus.tumblr.com/">EVERYTHING LOVE</a></p></blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726150636http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726150636Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:15:19 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://colinmorgay.tumblr.com/post/35639471433/bravelittlecastiel-having-an-otp-that-is-so-gay">colinmorgay</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bravelittlecastiel.tumblr.com/post/35522094430">bravelittlecastiel</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>having an otp that is so gay its embarrassing that theyre not canon</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdfpbc7Ycs1qgsgw9.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726138346http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726138346Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:15:08 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cybercum.tumblr.com/post/50151597984/hears-footsteps-closes-12-tabs-and-goes-to">cybercum</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*</p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726135868http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726135868Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:15:06 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dfb850e83e27888bb19dbec1f2c91bd4/tumblr_mo8p8wQDb51r17y3co1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e05e87cad71235308c1628e9d6d940b5/tumblr_mo8p8wQDb51r17y3co2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726093268http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726093268Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:14:31 -0400me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the endhttp://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726083586http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726083586Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:14:23 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stahll.tumblr.com/post/52712873921/aftermath-of-new-ssb-trailer-links">stahll</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>aftermath of new ssb trailer:<br/>- link’s attractiveness went up roughly 63%<br/>- mega man fans are crawling out of the grave after capcom murdered all of them<br/>- animal crossing villager is now striking fear into hearts of millions</p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726061074http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726061074Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:14:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/825945cdb0e7fa3c2043546c214f6d7b/tumblr_mo72bbtyQR1sp3l6to1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726042553http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52726042553Tue, 11 Jun 2013 15:13:48 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8b45130659e7ca474c7a8deb08fa5d07/tumblr_mn1w368JoE1spwrmco1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/287b92d60e618563040d098526459338/tumblr_mn1w368JoE1spwrmco2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dc8b3312479f7b6bc703ddc7a1a5d080/tumblr_mn1w368JoE1spwrmco3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5e333afc8825f700e4970db754a360dc/tumblr_mn1w368JoE1spwrmco4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a4ec6ca5941c5273a5465ae96105b89/tumblr_mn1w368JoE1spwrmco5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f28b6122f43f02918df8ff7836edef2a/tumblr_mn1w368JoE1spwrmco6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>“<strong>S</strong>ee you in Shibuya!”</small></p> </blockquote>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52697014238http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52697014238Tue, 11 Jun 2013 04:53:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8ef913dfefd7dcae39721e8406765af2/tumblr_mjdahrxSUD1qdedl3o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e846fde19cbf650beada944b75198246/tumblr_mjdahrxSUD1qdedl3o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52696993150http://jordansquarepants.tumblr.com/post/52696993150Tue, 11 Jun 2013 04:52:52 -0400